in that kind of mood where i want to graphically glitch like a video game and hurtle through the air, spinning furiously
if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to
Which S thing?
THE S THING
there was this big study on this and it just keeps going back and back and back to like the late 1800’s and even farther and farther and in the end no one has a fucking clue
guys, that was even a thing in France
There’s only one man who can make “whining cunt” sound so classy and elegant
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
ok so my mom still makes us take christmas cards so last year i snuck jay z on my sweater and this year miley is politely resting in the tree behind us
she made it
I swear this scene just broke my heart.
i hate the ‘i need to listen to new songs but i don’t have the patience to get into new songs’ feeling